Well, I made the mistake of tuning into the RNC last night for five minutes. No, I know what you’re thinking. But it’s not so bad. It kind of energized me. I have already cleaned out my van and redecorated it.

We’re gonna do wonderful things together. We need to save this country from Joe Biden the puppet socialist anarchist pedophile pizza hut basement fight club operator.

The message is pretty clear from the RNC and you should all get on board! If you don’t want to get shot by police, you can leave!

I’m a monstah

I mean, I try, but I really don’t know what they’re doing over there.

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