Joe Biden Introduces Indominus Rex as Centerpiece of His New Cabinet to Rebuild America

As a large, showy display of his effort to not make the same mistakes as before, Joe Biden unveiled his key major player for his new cabinet, at the center of efforts to re-open America for business as usual. Saying the mistakes of the past are well behind us and the best thing to do is get things back on track and make everything safer and more secure, real center of the road driving, Biden rolled out his scientists greatest creation, the 235 ft tall INDOMINUS REX.

Reporters were asked to visit the unveiling, and though Cenk Uygur of The Young Turks was unfortunately eaten alive, the reveal was largely well received.

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