A rag tag crew of white supremacists, proud boys, and various other far right extremists, code named ‘MAGA-ROGUE-ONE’ has secured the plans to a terrifying new battle station soon to be completed far above the skies of California. Marjorie Taylor Greene, able to hang on to her committee positions thanks to the bravery of the GOP in sticking up for her right to violent speech and anti-semetism, has passed on the plans to this crew. The hope is to stop the wild fires, and other fake news being labeled as things such as ‘school shootings’ and ‘climate change’ before our country is burnt to the ground by the real culprit: THE DEATH STAR OF DAVID. A Jewish Battle Station with a lazer powerful enough to wipe out the entire United States.

The crack engineers and pilots in the GOP are examining the secret stolen plans for weaknesses. Signs indicate there are several major bullshit compactors that are vulnerable to droid infiltration. As well as a secret shaft that leads to the reactor, also vulnerable to impressionable youth who like to murder womp rats for fun. One young GOP recruit, Luke Altrighter, says he wants to destroy the entire Jewish federation, and feels like he can with this easy on ramp.