A new slate of accounts have cropped up that are taking Jeff Bezos side on the union votes happening at Amazon, as well as advocating that Jeff Bezos should have the right to sleep with every American man’s wife on the night of their wedding as the king of commerce, and that each of our first born should be given up in tribute to his growing army.

Are these twitter accounts for real though, or are they paid propaganda?
Linda Coohrs has been tweeting that she hopes people are smart enough to vote against the union initiative, and also has several tweets that says Jeff Bezos the god king of Amazon has every right to trample on the small people in his divine right march to eternal glory. Her profile says she is a package sorter in an Arizona facilty, into ‘an extra glass of wine now and then, bubble baths, and total fealty to OMPHALOS BEZOS’
