Why American Politics Right Now, To People Under 40, Is Like The Scene Where James Dean Breaks Down In Rebel Without a Cause And Nearly Beats the sHit Out of His Dad, Just Begging, BEGGING, Him to Stand Up for the Right Thing. (OR: Why Representational Government Will Always Take a Backseat to a Knife Fight Among Your Peer Group at the Planetarium.)

Dad. Dad. Stand Up Dad.

I’mma go run a boy off a cliff in a drag race. Beats this shitshow you call a world.

“He’s sincere.”

“That’s what matters.”

You don’t wanna fuck my shit up? You’re fucking my shit up right now!

There’s Nothing you can say will make me forget I love my wife is there?

Don’t Tase Me Bro!

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