Putin and Biden Will Eschew Military Engagement Behalfed Upon by their Subordinates – to Fight Each Other Like Men in Boxing Bout Staged Deep in the Black Forest

Breaking News: As Tensions Rise Between Putin and Biden, Both Leaders Weigh Options. Biden, to send a team to break out Alexei Navalny. Putin, to send ‘lethal aid’ package to Mar-a-Lago. No word whether citizens in U.S., Ukraine, or Russia have any interest in war, or if it just some elite asshole bullshit happening yet again.