Trump Rallies, Following Text From Tucker Carlson to The Former President, Will Feature Paid Women in Sexy M&M Costumes to Remind Everyone What Is Being Stolen From Them

Following Tucker Carlson’s new culture war dispatch on his show lamenting the current changes to M&M character advertisement designs (while Mars Candy is also in a child slave labor lawsuit – incidentally), the Right. Trump, and MAGA rally Planners are going all in to ‘bring sexy back’. With Sexy M&M Models to attend their rallies! These MagaMamas are the real M&Ms MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!