God is Watching Supreme Court Case on Prayer after Football Games on 50 Yard Line in Public Schools So that His Favored Teams Have Better Shot At Championships

“I really want to see a big show from the teams I allow to win. If you want me to help you, make sure you really push your belief and praise in everyone’s face. I don’t want you to say a quiet prayer and celebrate in your heart and whatever that… that’s not what I’m about. I want you to maybe have a big golden mascot of your team with flames and maybe some short skirt cheerleaders doing a nice tight butt- well anyway. I am watching this case closely.

Go XXXXXX” Beat em up! Beat em up! Ra Ra Ra!

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