Amy and Brett are having a back and forth in new leaked message from the Supreme Court –
“. . . I’m standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff—I mean if they’re running and they don’t look where they’re going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That’s all I’d do all day. I’d just be the catcher in the rye and all.” Reads the famous passage where Holden Caulfied dreams of protecting the innocent with great power.
New authoritarian moralism apparently stems from desire to ‘save everyone’ memo reveals. Though Brett said ‘ideally though after you catch people you enslave them to Christian morality and make them live under your very strict rules of conduct.’
“Oh of course” agrees Amy. “You catch them from falling over the cliff and then force them to give birth to a child they don’t want. That’s just good sense.”
“It doesn’t make sense to try to save people from harm and also let them do what makes them happy, the only sensible thing is to make them live according to your own morals. That is the nature of salvation and why I – I mean why God gave us the power to hurt women.”
“Precisely, Amy. You get it. Now look at my dick I want to whip it out before I have to put my robe back on and if you complain I will send you to the box again.”