Neo-Nazi Chatter Online Is In Panic As They Face Possibility Their Obsession With ‘Soy’ Front Has Blinded them to Confrontation with Overlooked ‘Oatmilk’ Faction

An armed regiment marched in defiance of the Nazi attacks on grocery stores with full armament and oak milk mustaches yesterday.

The man’s rippling biceps swung his hairy backhand to his upper lip, wiping the white golden oatmilk from his tan white skin. “Bullets to a Nazi brainpan does their body good.”