GOP Lawmakers in Ohio Send Law to Governor Allowing Teachers in Classroom to Be Strapped With Just 24 Hours Training

Hoping to Bring Deadly Order If Any of Those Uppity Kids Ask Questions Or Get Out of Line With Some Unhinged Teacher Having A Bad Day

The Ohio Senate watched all four sequels of the classic angry white man vet turned inner city teacher-beats-up-punk students ‘The Substitute’

late into the night while drinking heavily and rubbing themselves awkardly during the frequent strip clubs scenes until the lights came up and they roared in agreement that teachers clearly need guns, it’s a no brainer.