“Piss Off,” said King Charles to one rowdy football hooligan who shouted the barb across the street at him. “Bit soon innit?” He said with a sour face to a woman eating a bagel as he greeted people in line to view the Queen’s coffin. “Innit though? Miss? Go eat your bagel you tawdry c***.’
(Dramatization.. May not have happened.)
The Haunted Typewriter 