King Charles is Reportedly Seeking A Personal Respite Following Queen Elizabeth’s Funeral, Cites Hearing Britons Quip ‘Who Died and Made You King’ Too Many Times In Past Few Days

“Piss Off,” said King Charles to one rowdy football hooligan who shouted the barb across the street at him. “Bit soon innit?” He said with a sour face to a woman eating a bagel as he greeted people in line to view the Queen’s coffin. “Innit though? Miss? Go eat your bagel you tawdry c***.’

(Dramatization.. May not have happened.)

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