Ron DeSantis Facing Some Backlash After Several Dozen Human Corpses of Mysterious Origin Found Hanging From Meat Hooks in a Storage Basement of Governor’s Mansion

“To be fair,” explained a spokesperson at a press event, “those people were purchased legally and we were not just hanging them there for some kind of funny prank. We were in fact planning to eat them. So..”

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