“To be fair,” explained a spokesperson at a press event, “those people were purchased legally and we were not just hanging them there for some kind of funny prank. We were in fact planning to eat them. So..”
Ron DeSantis Facing Some Backlash After Several Dozen Human Corpses of Mysterious Origin Found Hanging From Meat Hooks in a Storage Basement of Governor’s Mansion
The Haunted Typewriter 