“Fuck the constitution! And fuck the voters! And fuck minorities! And gay and lesbian and trans people and Mitch McConnell. Also Saturday Night live and Fox News and Poor Water Flow in Hotels These Days. Black people are always, anyway, enough you know I don’t have to say it. It’s time to bring the country together. I’m the great uniter, or watevs.” Trump said before pissing himself and falling off the stage.
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