Trump Appointed Judge To Make Ruling on National Availability of McDonald’s Shamrock Shake, Sparking Outrage From Customers Demanding Control Over Their Own Bodies and Destinies

Saying the ruling takes extreme liberties over their own futures and puts decisions of economic planning, personal life choices, and bodily autonomy wrongly in the hands of the government, many are calling this ruling tyrannical. “We control our own bodily autonomy,” say McDonald’s Customers. Some are planning #2ndAmendment Rallies at the judge’s home until the judge restores American’s ability to choose for themselves whether they can have a milkshake. While local McDonalds are recieving death threats and an underground network of homemade shamrock shakes is already becoming more developed to compensate.