Hip Russian Teens Discuss Whether to Attend Putin’s Cool Big Pro-Special Military Operation Rally or To Hang Back and Be Disappeared For Not Attending

"I haven't decided" said Svet. "Putin bugs me but my parents say if I don't go it says the wrong message to our neighbors. We were gonna go to that party at Dmetri's place, right?" "Dmetri? Wasn't he murdered in the square for being gay last week?" "Oh, yeah, I forgot said Svet. Wow, crazy … Continue reading Hip Russian Teens Discuss Whether to Attend Putin’s Cool Big Pro-Special Military Operation Rally or To Hang Back and Be Disappeared For Not Attending

NASA’s James Webb Satellite Reports a Signal from Semi-Distant Point In Space ‘Downloading Earth Signals and Recording the Human Internet’, Suspect it Being Done in Effort to Archive the Culture of A Civilization on the Brink of Self-Destruction for Posterity

"It began shortly after Putin began his invasion of Ukraine," NASA Scientist Curtis Vonnegut told us. "Whatever this intelligent life form represents, it seems interested in collecting every article of human culture into a vast collection streaming to this upload point." "It appears to mirror the efforts of those who seek to protect museums, art … Continue reading NASA’s James Webb Satellite Reports a Signal from Semi-Distant Point In Space ‘Downloading Earth Signals and Recording the Human Internet’, Suspect it Being Done in Effort to Archive the Culture of A Civilization on the Brink of Self-Destruction for Posterity

Putin and Biden Will Eschew Military Engagement Behalfed Upon by their Subordinates – to Fight Each Other Like Men in Boxing Bout Staged Deep in the Black Forest

Breaking News: As Tensions Rise Between Putin and Biden, Both Leaders Weigh Options. Biden, to send a team to break out Alexei Navalny. Putin, to send 'lethal aid' package to Mar-a-Lago. No word whether citizens in U.S., Ukraine, or Russia have any interest in war, or if it just some elite asshole bullshit happening yet … Continue reading Putin and Biden Will Eschew Military Engagement Behalfed Upon by their Subordinates – to Fight Each Other Like Men in Boxing Bout Staged Deep in the Black Forest

The Greatest Generation Tells the Military to Go Fuck Itself

The U.S. Military's back streaming their ESports team on Twitch, after a kerfuffle involving banning players for asking questions about war crimes. A judge ruled they had to allow the players back onto chat, unbanning the accounts they banned. Now there are a LOT of users asking questions about war crimes and criticizing the military. … Continue reading The Greatest Generation Tells the Military to Go Fuck Itself

Gamerz Own Military Industrial Complex after Users on Recruitment Twitch for Official Army Esports Team Ask “What’s Your Favorite Warcrime, Bro?”

READ THE FULL STORY A decision handed down by a judge in an issue with an official army E-sports team attempting to recruit on twitch, which had banned users for asking anti-military questions, has set a precedent that may have implications for other cases, such as Unblock Me v. U Coward.