Alien Child Deciphers Internet Library As Guide Book to Survival RolePlaying Game Where You Watch Over Society of Earth Waiting for Some Inevitable Movement of Neighbor Characters to Come to Your Door to Kill You, OR If You Avoid that Long Enough, God Kills You In Your Bed

"You had me at YOLO" the alien child typed into his 'puter, channeling Kurt Cobain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvhhmA2muKk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZgVGpeulSE