Herschel Walker Says He Will Just Keep Doing What He’s Been Doing To Win His RunOff Election, Plans to Visit Some Ex’es, Inseminate Them & Cut Some Checks, Calls It His ‘Good Luck Ritual’
GOP Announces GENIUS Plan to Recover From Midterm Losses: A New $8 Dollar a Month Fee to Remain a GOP Voter and End the Lords and Peasant System That Cost Them Votes.
CARRIE (?) Lake Has Officially* Conceded Her Arizona Race On Twitter, As Elon Munsk (sic) Has Confirmed
Trump to Announce Presidential Bid Soon, Plans to Run on 2020 Election Being Stolen, Now With Even More Momentum Being Able to Talk About All His Great 2022 Candidates Elections Also Being Stolen. “TREMENDOUS!”
American Pro-Gun Survivalist Centrists, Leftists, and Conservative Fuck-Trump Patriots Watching American Democracy Closely In Midterms, Preparing Necessary Anti-Fascist ‘Pikey Reaction’ If Right Wing Attempts Violent Nationwide Insurrection
GOD BLESS AMERICA THIS LAND THAT I LOVE LIKE AN EXHASPERATING FRIEND
GOP Makes Last Effort Campaign Push To Sell Women – And All Americans – On The Benefits of Losing Control Of Their Bodies to the Desires Of Their Government
Seize the means of reproduction - Republican Men Must Control the Womb of Woman to Ensure Revolution of the Patriarchy Over the Owners of Divine Femininity
Concentration-camp historian Andrea Pitzer says two key elements are Keeping Trump From Destroying American Democracy Yet
"I think it's not impossible for the army & courts to surrender eventually, but he's not there yet. And neither is any other Trump rival. I offer this not to reassure but instead to say there's still room to work. More than 50% of surveyed voters view him somewhat/very unfavorably."
Hey Kids! A Mean Old Bunch of Nazis Wants to Shut Down the Democratic Recreation Center These Midterms! The Only Way We Can Save The American Constitutional Theater is To Stage a Major- DANCE-A-THON – Warns Muppet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ko-nEYJ1GE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCJPzKAkpJE 'THOU SHALT NOT BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE YOU DON't EVEN KNOW YOU ARE ONE' - William S. Burroughs