GOP Lawmakers in Ohio Send Law to Governor Allowing Teachers in Classroom to Be Strapped With Just 24 Hours Training

Hoping to Bring Deadly Order If Any of Those Uppity Kids Ask Questions Or Get Out of Line With Some Unhinged Teacher Having A Bad Day The Ohio Senate watched all four sequels of the classic angry white man vet turned inner city teacher-beats-up-punk students 'The Substitute' late into the night while drinking heavily and … Continue reading GOP Lawmakers in Ohio Send Law to Governor Allowing Teachers in Classroom to Be Strapped With Just 24 Hours Training

Rampaging School Shooter in Florida Apologizes for Faux Paus After Realizing Kids He Was Slaughtering Were in Middle of DeSantis-Decreed Mandatory ‘Why Gun Regulation Makes Us Less Safe’ Indoctrination Assembly

"Oh, this is so embarrassing," said the gun man after he looked around briefly while reloading. "Wow... I mean... Jeez." He backed out and made apologetic gestures with his tactical-gloved hands "Geez, sorry.." backing out, "Soooorry. Oof. Wow."