Trans-Dimensional Rift Opens Over Washington D.C. And Alternate Supreme Court Descends to Declare Need to ‘Protect Life’ of Women Our SCOTUS Harms – in ‘Woah!!’ vs ‘Way??’ Cataclysm Crossover Event

In related news, the risen Jesus Christ was seen streaking across the white house lawn screaming lines from Rebel Without a Cause with his 'Whose Disciples Are They Anyway' Intergalactic Improv Troupe. Be excellent to each other.