"To be fair," explained a spokesperson at a press event, "those people were purchased legally and we were not just hanging them there for some kind of funny prank. We were in fact planning to eat them. So.." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMzKgB1cf24
The Q Slogan "Where We Go One We Go All" refers to the practice of Q members of eating the corpses of their fallen family members and loved ones in ritual meals, so they can go as one, with the fallen as part of the one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O1c7MEOj_4
"Piss Off," said King Charles to one rowdy football hooligan who shouted the barb across the street at him. "Bit soon innit?" He said with a sour face to a woman eating a bagel as he greeted people in line to view the Queen's coffin. "Innit though? Miss? Go eat your bagel you tawdry c***.' … Continue reading King Charles is Reportedly Seeking A Personal Respite Following Queen Elizabeth’s Funeral, Cites Hearing Britons Quip ‘Who Died and Made You King’ Too Many Times In Past Few Days
"We are Neo-Nazis and pledge ourselves to protect the white race from all its enemies, but Matt Gaetz saying women who want reproductive rights are unattractive as a rule is a personal attack that is not aligned with our views for the furtherance of white culture," said Nazi band frontman Sterling Aristophe. "We support traditional … Continue reading Neo-Nazi Musical Groups Cancel Plans to Play At Next Turning Point USA Event Following Matt Gaetz’s ‘Repulsive’ Remarks
Jordan Peterson: I’d Rather Die Than Delete Truthful Tweet For Cancel Creeps People have called me somehow racist or backhanded when my only response to Jordan Peterson's new schtick is he is 'clean looking'... 'well spoken for someone like that'... 'not like the usual thugs of his bent'. I don't agree with his narrative and think … Continue reading Love Him Or Despise Him, Jordan Peterson (Now Partnered With The Daily Wire) Is Certainly A Clean and Articulate White Male 😁
It has been revealed, to the relief of many who were consternated that an American politician could get away with open plotting against American citizens own interests for his own personal profit, that Joe Manchin is in fact a marketing ploy - an actor playing a character in a viral campaign. Joe Manchin's pretend blocking … Continue reading Mad Max Writers Reveal Joe Manchin is In Fact the Prequel Arc of The Water-Hoarding Psychotic Wasteland King ‘Immortan Joe’ and His Policies Make Perfect Sense to Ring In A Dog Eat Dog Thunderdome Based Society
In related news, the risen Jesus Christ was seen streaking across the white house lawn screaming lines from Rebel Without a Cause with his 'Whose Disciples Are They Anyway' Intergalactic Improv Troupe. Be excellent to each other.