Are You A Doctor or Amateur Performing Illegal Abortions in the State of Texas? Here Are Some Fun Recipes for Fetal Tissue so the Abortion Doesn’t Go to Waste – Have a Meal With the Woman You Help Save From an Unwanted Pregnancy and Celebrate Your Good Deed!

Great tasting recipes that will have you saying, "If it is a moral abomination to abort this thing, why do it taste so good?"

Aftermath of Texas Storm Electricity Failures Showing Beauty of Capitalism Compensating For Being Mindless Lumbering Half-Zombie Half-Vampire

We interviewed the owner of a mid-sized electrical concern 'Smart Capitalist Practices' in Texas to find out how they are dealing with the aftermath of the Texas Storm and the difficulties of a near complete grid collapse event, hoping to observe how Capitalism is holding up and adjusting to a dire situation with flexibility, intelligence, … Continue reading Aftermath of Texas Storm Electricity Failures Showing Beauty of Capitalism Compensating For Being Mindless Lumbering Half-Zombie Half-Vampire

Texas Governor Greg Abbott Gives Up Political Governance Efforts to Begin Career As Youtube Clickbait Star, In Hilarious Pranks Involving Self-Harm

Coming off big time negative publicity due to the Texas Winter Storm electric grid debacle, Texas Governor Greg Abbott said 'fuck it' on live TV, and told everyone "You're all on your own, open your state, take off your masks, I don't give a shit, I'm going to do youtube videos from now on, starting … Continue reading Texas Governor Greg Abbott Gives Up Political Governance Efforts to Begin Career As Youtube Clickbait Star, In Hilarious Pranks Involving Self-Harm

Texas Vows to Dismantle Its Power Grid Entirely, Declaring Small Government and Lack of Common Humanity the Panacea, Daring God and God’s ‘Cancel Culture’ to Attack Balmy Weather Again

Standing naked in the snow screaming with the blood of sacrificed children spread across his chest, a local municipal delegate from Texas hardest hit by winter storms declared in no uncertain terms that small government is the only path forward. Meanwhile Ted Cruz split the screen in straw hat and skirt drinking a neon turquouise … Continue reading Texas Vows to Dismantle Its Power Grid Entirely, Declaring Small Government and Lack of Common Humanity the Panacea, Daring God and God’s ‘Cancel Culture’ to Attack Balmy Weather Again