Americans Struggling With Choosing Between the Threat of People Exploring their Sexuality Through Non-Traditional Gender Expression versus the Need to Embrace Nazism to Protect Their Shitty Shitty Lives Where Politicians Keep them Poor and Desperate While Pissing DrunkWarm Scapegoating Foam on Their Faces As The World Dries Up And We All Hurtle Towards Extinction

In other news, Katy Perry's breats were involved in a factory warehouse fire after the explosive charges within misfired on her visit to encourage workers to make more kind of interesting pop culture consumer art so society can limp onwards. "I burned down a human misery factory, and I liked it."