‘ALLIGATORS EAT CARELESS LITTLE FLORIDA KIDS. AND THEY EAT DIRTY COMMIES. THIS IS NATURE’S WAY OF DON’T BE A COMMIE AND WATCH OUT!”
Ron Desantis has shipped out his new state-sanctioned indoctrination textbooks, which lovingly set up an ‘economical ecosystem’ with bright pictures and large fonts, indicating why alligators are at the top of both the food chain and the business ladder. Communism = The Swamp in the text book’s playful illustration, and Alligators rule because they will eat you, so you should pay them. There’s also a chapter on how the Alligators run the police so protesters should not go against the ‘Alligator Way’. If Florida people do ‘step up’ to the King of the Swamp, the Alligator, they run the risk of being run over by alligators with full protection of the law to murder them for not feeding the alligators their due ch-ching! Progressives are already bitching, but the system works.
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