I uh... "The floor recognizes Senator Cruz." Ted Cruz stared at the floor for several moments. "Mr. Cruz?" "Does it?" Cruz asked. Cruz was staring anxiously downward at the Senate carpeting. "What's that Mr. Cruz? Please you have your time." "Does the floor really recognize me?" Forty five minutes later Cruz was naked and screaming … Continue reading Ted Cruz Shows Up to Work Tripping Balls in Misguided Call-Out of New Legalization of Magic Mushrooms in D.C.